1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:04,141 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,181 --> 00:00:06,181 from the outset and throughout. 3 00:00:14,861 --> 00:00:19,621 You must've known you were destined to end up here, right? Me? 4 00:00:19,661 --> 00:00:22,981 I always knew this day would come. But I must admit, 5 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:26,901 I didn't think it would be on the scale of this. 6 00:00:26,941 --> 00:00:29,541 I didn't think you had it in you. 7 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:38,021 Looking at you now, I take no pleasure 8 00:00:38,061 --> 00:00:41,981 in seeing you this vulnerable. I really don't. 9 00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:46,101 I want to be a friend to you. And you're going to need a friend like me. 10 00:00:47,621 --> 00:00:49,741 But for me to be your friend, 11 00:00:49,781 --> 00:00:51,861 I'm going to need something in return. 12 00:00:54,461 --> 00:00:57,141 This is Detective Carl Slater of Hawley CID. 13 00:00:57,181 --> 00:01:02,541 Interview with Erin Croft at 10.05 a.m. on 11th November. 14 00:01:02,581 --> 00:01:06,741 ♪Money 15 00:01:06,781 --> 00:01:10,301 ♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees... ♪ 16 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:15,941 Y’alright? 'Yeah, we're doing good.' 17 00:01:15,981 --> 00:01:18,581 'We're having a good time, aren’t we? Are you having a good time?' 18 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:22,941 Oh, I'm having such a laugh. Sugar and Carol are on form tonight. 19 00:01:22,981 --> 00:01:24,781 '(CHUCKLES)' Is Tyler still up? 20 00:01:24,821 --> 00:01:28,381 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're outside the shack, having a bit of a fire, aren’t we? 21 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:33,581 Aw, go on, put him on the phone so I can say 'night to him.'Here.' 'Hiyah, Mum.''OK? Is Vin...?' 22 00:01:33,621 --> 00:01:36,021 Is your dad looking after you alright? 23 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,701 Yeah, fine. 24 00:01:37,741 --> 00:01:41,061 Alright, well, I just wanted to say 'night-night, I love you. Love you too. 25 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,221 Alright, darling, 'night-night. Love you.'Have a good time now.' 26 00:01:44,261 --> 00:01:47,981 'Just enjoy yourself.' You don’t have to rush back. Planning a party or something?'No, 27 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:52,741 no, we're having an early night tonight, aren’t we? Just take your time, enjoy yourself. 28 00:01:52,781 --> 00:01:55,221 Alright, then. 'Bye-bye. 'Bye, love.' 29 00:01:57,381 --> 00:02:01,541 Where are we going, then? Glad you asked. It's a surprise. 30 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:04,621 My dad took me when I was little. 31 00:02:04,661 --> 00:02:06,821 And his dad took him when he was little. 32 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:10,181 We are going - - Sheep rustling! - God, dude! 33 00:02:10,221 --> 00:02:12,781 I was going to say that bit! Well, go on then. 34 00:02:12,821 --> 00:02:15,301 Sheep rust... Sheep rustl... You've said it now... 35 00:02:15,341 --> 00:02:20,341 It's bloody ruined. Sheep wrestling? Not wrestling sheep, rustling. 36 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:23,261 It’s like when you round up sheep, like what cowboys do, 37 00:02:23,301 --> 00:02:25,501 but with sheep, not cows. 38 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:29,981 So we're not cowboys, then? No, cowboys are useless, 39 00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:34,301 they're lame. We're sheepboys, -- brethren. - Woo-hoo! - Sheepboys! 40 00:02:38,501 --> 00:02:42,501 I'm starving and I've had about 12 vodkas. Come on. 41 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:45,901 Hello? (MAN)'Good evening Miss Croft, this is Tuma 42 00:02:45,941 --> 00:02:51,141 calling from your alarm company.' Who?'Tuma.'Wrong person, mate, I haven’t got an alarm. 43 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:54,421 Oh, hang on. 44 00:02:54,461 --> 00:02:56,461 ♪Your Good Thing 45 00:02:58,581 --> 00:03:00,581 I had it all. 46 00:03:01,701 --> 00:03:06,341 Fucking Stringfellow level of success. 47 00:03:07,381 --> 00:03:10,261 Top of the world. 48 00:03:10,301 --> 00:03:14,301 Then she came along. She swooped down, 49 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:18,021 with her nasty acrylic talons and she dug 'em in.♪ 50 00:03:18,061 --> 00:03:21,901 She dug 'em into this empire which I raised from the dirt 51 00:03:21,941 --> 00:03:24,741 and she fucking tore the arse right out of my heart. 52 00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:29,301 Oh dear. Oh, shock, he's here again. 53 00:03:29,341 --> 00:03:32,821 - Ah, Miss Croft. - Yeah. What's he...what are doing here? 54 00:03:32,861 --> 00:03:35,341 It’s my fucking club. - No, it’s not. - It seems, 55 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:39,021 although the emergency contact details have been updated with your number, 56 00:03:39,061 --> 00:03:44,101 Mr Tom is still on the system too. Alright, so what’s the score? 57 00:03:45,301 --> 00:03:50,701 As you can see, the safe...is no longer here. 58 00:03:50,741 --> 00:03:53,301 Holy fucking shit! 59 00:03:54,661 --> 00:03:58,181 Fuck! Shit! Shit! 60 00:03:58,221 --> 00:04:00,661 Fuck! Fuck! 61 00:04:00,701 --> 00:04:03,501 This is you, this, isn’t it? This is you! I’ve been in the pub all night. 62 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:07,261 Why would I steal the safe from me own club? Cos it’s not your club anymore 63 00:04:07,301 --> 00:04:11,061 and you’re a spiteful, vindictive little shit! Perhaps we should call the police. 64 00:04:11,101 --> 00:04:13,341 No. No police. 65 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:18,061 The interesting thing is that whoever came in, 66 00:04:18,101 --> 00:04:19,541 had keys. 67 00:04:22,621 --> 00:04:24,221 Weren't fucking me! 68 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:28,101 This guy is clearly the brains of the operation. 69 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:31,701 He’s wearing the quality tights, obviously a high denier, 70 00:04:31,741 --> 00:04:35,261 anything below a 40 denier and you’re risking being recognised. 71 00:04:35,301 --> 00:04:38,781 I’d say these are an 80, maybe 100. 72 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:42,821 However, his friend isn’t as clever, in fact I’d go as far as to say 73 00:04:42,861 --> 00:04:48,861 he has a brain deficiency, because he’s chosen to wear fishnet stockings over his head. 74 00:04:48,901 --> 00:04:51,021 Fucking hell. 75 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,901 Ronnie. On the telly?! 76 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:56,461 Ronnie? Your Ronnie? 77 00:04:56,501 --> 00:05:00,381 I told you it weren’t me. Told you. It's your fucking Ronnie. 78 00:05:00,421 --> 00:05:03,821 Do you know this person? That there is her brother. 79 00:05:03,861 --> 00:05:05,861 ♪Love 80 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:06,901 Oh dear. 81 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:11,581 Ronnie! Ronnie! 82 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:12,701 Erin. 83 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:18,021 I can see the curtains twitching, you stupid twat! 84 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:21,581 Get down here now and open the fucking door! 85 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,821 Here we are. Oh, fuck! 86 00:05:24,861 --> 00:05:26,861 Ronnie? ♪ 87 00:05:28,701 --> 00:05:32,421 Get the fuck up! You shitbag. 88 00:05:32,461 --> 00:05:36,101 You went ABOVE my dick. Right up. Don't do that, OK? 89 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:39,061 It wasn’t me. I was set up. What wasn’t you, Ronnie? 90 00:05:39,101 --> 00:05:42,421 Ah... Good work, Columbo. Where’s the fucking safe? 91 00:05:42,461 --> 00:05:44,461 Sorry , it’s just, erm... I was forced into it. 92 00:05:44,501 --> 00:05:50,501 He said, you’ll do it otherwise I will hurt your sister. 93 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:54,981 I said no! I said, no, I don’t want to do that! 94 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:59,461 But he forced me... And I said, I just want to be good. 95 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:04,061 And do things that’s legal. - And all I said was... Oh! - Who? 96 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:06,701 Fuck! Who...are you talking about? 97 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,741 It’s Keithy, OK? Who? 98 00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:12,381 Keithy McBride. The Special K. The Big Mac. McDaddy. Mac and cheese. No? 99 00:06:12,421 --> 00:06:16,021 We were cellmates in Grantham for bar time. 100 00:06:16,061 --> 00:06:18,661 The next thing you know, we started overtaking the joint. 101 00:06:18,701 --> 00:06:21,541 Special K and the Ronnie C going live and loud. 102 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,901 And large. Just running every little gaff, 103 00:06:23,941 --> 00:06:26,141 every little set-up, every little scam, 104 00:06:26,181 --> 00:06:31,061 every little scheme. We were like, right let’s get out there. We became partners... I fucking tell you, 105 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:34,461 Erin, he is good at stuff. - I want that safe. - OK. Alright. 106 00:06:34,501 --> 00:06:37,501 I get it. I'll get it for ya. I'm being serious. I promise I’ll get it for yer, 107 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:41,221 it’s just gonna have to be in the morning. For fuck's sake... It's just, time-wise, 108 00:06:41,261 --> 00:06:44,941 getting over there - No. No. Not tomorrow. Now! 109 00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:49,061 Where the fuck do we find him? He’s like a fucking master criminal. 110 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:52,941 He just...he just moves like that, like a ghoul. 111 00:06:52,981 --> 00:06:56,381 Like a fucking spectre. And the next thing you know, he does a job 112 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:58,621 and like a fucking puff of smoke, mate, he is just gone. 113 00:06:58,661 --> 00:07:01,181 And he is right into the fucking clouds or something. 114 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,781 Then it starts raining, you're like, is that fucking Keithy? Where the fuck do I find him, 115 00:07:04,821 --> 00:07:08,181 - eh? - Alright, Erin, I’ll tell yer. I’ll tell yer. 116 00:07:10,341 --> 00:07:13,821 Mr McBride? Mr Keith McBride? 117 00:07:13,861 --> 00:07:16,261 It’s Hawley Police here, sir. 118 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:18,461 I’m afraid a vehicle has collided with yours 119 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:21,981 on Mayfield Street. We have an officer down there at the moment. 120 00:07:22,021 --> 00:07:23,061 Yeah. 121 00:07:29,581 --> 00:07:32,181 Keithy? Who’s asking? 122 00:07:32,221 --> 00:07:35,701 Where’s the fucking cops? My name is Erin, 123 00:07:35,741 --> 00:07:39,661 I’m Ronnie Croft’s sister. The safe that you stole belonged to me. 124 00:07:39,701 --> 00:07:44,101 Eh? I don’t know what you’re fucking talking about. That wasn’t my fucking money! 125 00:07:44,141 --> 00:07:47,221 Right? So... Right. ...what’s your problem, then? 126 00:07:47,261 --> 00:07:51,261 The guy that money belongs to is called Terence McCann. 127 00:07:51,301 --> 00:07:53,381 He’s my fucking problem. 128 00:07:53,421 --> 00:07:55,621 Get it down! 129 00:07:55,661 --> 00:08:00,461 If I tell him what’s gone on, he will be your fucking problem as well, alright? 130 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:03,701 And despite our Ronnie being a fucking half-wit, 131 00:08:03,741 --> 00:08:07,421 I don’t want to see him get hurt, - alright? - Right. 132 00:08:07,461 --> 00:08:10,861 Fuck your Ronnie, fuck Terence McCann 133 00:08:10,901 --> 00:08:13,261 and fuck you too. 134 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:26,581 I'm getting it back. Right? 135 00:08:26,621 --> 00:08:28,141 Yeah? Yeah. 136 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:33,221 You fucking prick! - Oh my God! - Get in the car! 137 00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:41,901 Come here! 138 00:08:45,661 --> 00:08:47,821 You’re smashing your own car up, you fucking lunatic. 139 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:06,261 Sugar, get in the fucking car. 140 00:09:15,861 --> 00:09:20,341 Jesus Christ, he is a fucking loon, that one. And what the fuck is going on, like? 141 00:09:20,381 --> 00:09:22,901 What are you doing mixed up with Terence McCann’s money? 142 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:25,581 I’m laundering it for him, alright? Through the club. 143 00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:27,861 You can’t tell a soul, Carol, OK? 144 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,861 You’re off your fucking head getting involved with him. I didn’t have a choice, did I? 145 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,821 No-one can know, right? 146 00:09:33,861 --> 00:09:36,701 How much did he get away with? 30 grand was McCann's, 147 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:39,821 then there was a stack of cash belonged to Vinnie’s from the cars. Oh, shit... 148 00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:43,381 How’s Vinnie not going to find out about this, like? And what’s McCann gonna do 149 00:09:43,421 --> 00:09:47,661 when he hears his 30 grand is missing? He’s not gonna find out. 150 00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:49,701 Cos I’m getting it the fuck back. 151 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:59,261 Wait a minute. 152 00:09:59,301 --> 00:10:04,301 We haven’t got time for this. It’s alright, I feel better now, actually. 153 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:06,501 OK. Let’s go get him. 154 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:10,021 Am I right? I’m fucking right. 155 00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:14,621 Fucking right, let’s go get him. Come on! 156 00:10:24,461 --> 00:10:27,181 Oh! 157 00:10:27,221 --> 00:10:29,221 Oh, fuck! 158 00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:40,301 ♪No Regrets 159 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:49,301 Oh my God. - Oh, God. - Oh, Jesus! 160 00:10:52,021 --> 00:10:54,261 Oh! 161 00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:58,461 Erin! Shit! 162 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:05,981 Oh! 163 00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:12,461 Please, please tell me I didn’t just -Yeah... you just ran over his fucking head. 164 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:15,981 Oh my God, - he’s right under your seat! - Oh, God! 165 00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:19,621 He's proper stuck under there, like. - Is he alive? - Fuck knows. 166 00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:24,421 You’ll have to pull forwards or backwards till we get him out. -- What?! - Let's phone an ambulance. - No, 167 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:28,781 we have no time for that, we just got to get him out of there fast. Oh shit, oh shit! 168 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,901 Erin. OK, I’m doing it. I’m doing it. 169 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:40,581 That’s it, that’s it, you’re doing - great. - Yes! I can see his head! 170 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:45,981 That’s it. We can see the head. We can see the head. That’s it. That’s it. That’s it. 171 00:11:57,461 --> 00:12:00,021 Er, can I get an ambulance, please? There’s been an accident. 172 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,381 What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? 173 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:06,221 Apart from fucking knocking him down. He’s dead as a fucking doornail. 174 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:12,061 Give me that fucking phone. - Oh, Jesus. - This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening. 175 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:16,701 Are you sure he’s not asleep? Yeah. Just because he’s got no pulse, doesn’t mean he’s dead. 176 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:20,901 Sugar, I was a nurse. A nurse in a porno, Carol, for 20 minutes. 177 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:25,701 Not exactly qualified, are yer?! No, look, there's pulse, no breathing, no nothing. 178 00:12:25,741 --> 00:12:31,701 Tyre tracks across the face. He’s fucking toast. Now, listen, I don't want to say too much, 179 00:12:31,741 --> 00:12:37,621 but I might have been in a situation very similar to this one a while back in Rhyl. 180 00:12:37,661 --> 00:12:42,461 - OK? - Jesus Christ. Let’s just phone the police and let’s just tell them 181 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:44,821 what happened. No. No. No. No. No police. No. 182 00:12:44,861 --> 00:12:49,421 You’ve got a little boy to think of. That’s precisely who I am thinking - about, Carol. - We’ll just tell them 183 00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:52,021 it was just an unfortunate, - freak accident. - Yes. 184 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:55,941 Freak accident? What? That he accidentally ran over his own fucking head, twice? 185 00:12:55,981 --> 00:12:57,901 Girls! Think! 186 00:12:57,941 --> 00:13:02,661 We’ve got to make this problem disappear, just like that thing in Rhyl that never happened. 187 00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:05,901 Jesus Christ, what the fuck am I even doing? 188 00:13:05,941 --> 00:13:09,101 I didn’t even want to come out tonight. My fucking life is ruined 189 00:13:09,141 --> 00:13:11,341 in the space of five fucking minutes. 190 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,021 OK. Alright. 191 00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:24,901 No-one knows we were ever here, yeah? And this prick spent the majority of his life 192 00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:30,221 robbing people and disappearing. So no one’s gonna bat an eyelid if he disappears again. 193 00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:33,941 What are you saying, Erin? Ah, right. 194 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:38,141 I think what she’s saying is, we take nobbo here 195 00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:42,501 off for a farewell lap in his own car up into the moors, 196 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:45,621 bury him and we never speak of this again. 197 00:13:45,661 --> 00:13:48,981 But we need to act now and everyone needs to be on board. 198 00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:52,301 OK. No bother, c’mon. Let’s do it. 199 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:54,501 -- Come on. - Let's go. - OK. You get his hands. 200 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:59,581 Whaaayyyyy! Someone’s had a good night! 201 00:14:01,981 --> 00:14:04,141 I mean, the smell! Piss and shit. 202 00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:08,061 You've got to remember that sheep are like people. 203 00:14:08,101 --> 00:14:10,981 A bit thick. If one of them does summat, 204 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:15,101 all the others do the same. So it’s like a game of tig? 205 00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:19,781 - And the sheep like it? - Yeah. Oh, yeah, they fucking love it! Yeah! 206 00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:22,021 Remember playing here when we were kids? 207 00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:26,861 I miss it, man. 208 00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:30,701 We've grown up now. Got busy. 209 00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:40,301 Fuck. Is that Sam? 210 00:14:42,621 --> 00:14:44,621 What are you doing? 211 00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:47,101 Dude, she's incredible! 212 00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:49,981 I tell you what, you are going to wreck that 213 00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:52,981 and then you are going to fucking come moaning to me. Fuck. 214 00:14:55,221 --> 00:14:59,421 I’m terrified, to be honest with you. Dude, she’s nice. She’s smart. 215 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:01,781 She’s funny. The only thing wrong with Sam 216 00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,581 is that she’s got an unhealthy attraction to pikey-looking fuckers 217 00:15:04,621 --> 00:15:08,181 like you. 218 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:12,261 Dude, you’re waiting for a bus that is just never going to turn up. 219 00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:16,141 Whereas Sam likes you. And if you keep dragging your heels, 220 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,541 you’re going to fuck everything up. It’s not her that terrifies me, 221 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:22,661 it’s the relationship bit, y’know? I’ll tell yer, 222 00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:26,901 she’s only gonna end up working out why no-one should ever be with me in a relationship. 223 00:15:26,941 --> 00:15:31,381 She’ll end up fucking off like the rest of them. So you're gonna pre-empt that 224 00:15:31,421 --> 00:15:34,221 by just never going out with her in the first place. Is that it? 225 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,781 Yes. Ach, I mean... 226 00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:45,261 Do you know what, in fairness, sounds like a pretty sound approach to finding happiness, so fair play. 227 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:48,221 What are you two sheepboys doing? Just cotching. 228 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:50,861 Argh! Shit! Shit! 229 00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:52,901 Oi! Shit! Shit! 230 00:15:52,941 --> 00:15:58,301 Fucking language! What's going on? -- Shit! - What? - I fucking fell in shit! 231 00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:05,741 It's what God does to dickheads. Come on. Get down that end of t'field, they've all gone. Come on. 232 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:16,421 I can't get it shut! It's his hand! It's poking out. 233 00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:22,581 No, the fucker's too big. Carol, stop, stop, stop, stop. 234 00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:25,341 He's not gonna fit, is he? Shit! 235 00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:28,461 What the fuck are we gonna do, like? 236 00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,421 This is creepy as fuck. 237 00:16:42,341 --> 00:16:44,781 Not too slow, Erin. We don't want to be conspicuously slow. 238 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:48,941 All the windows are smashed in, Carol. I don't speed's the issue. 239 00:16:48,981 --> 00:16:50,461 Whoa, watch out! 240 00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:53,341 Round them up! 241 00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:55,381 ♪Let's All Chant 242 00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:00,821 Get him off! Get him off! 243 00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:05,221 He likes you, doesn't he? Why didn't you put a seatbelt on him? 244 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,741 What would I do that for? He's fucking dead. 245 00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,701 That's perfect, Erin. There’s hundreds of cars down there. 246 00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:22,661 They’ll never find him. Jesus, he is an awful fucking prick anyway. 247 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:26,941 He got put - Shut...up... Carol. I'm only trying to help. 248 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,421 Right, then. 249 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:35,461 Let’s do it. 250 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,021 - You get his legs. - Jesus, he is a big one. Fucking huge. 251 00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:51,181 Come on, you big fucker! 252 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:56,461 We need to get him so it looks like - he’s been driving. - Shut up, Sugar! You're not fucking helping! 253 00:17:56,501 --> 00:18:01,301 - I am just saying. - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! - Yeah, you just stand there, Sugar, for fuck's sake. 254 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:07,341 ♪What Is Love? So much for being discreet, Carol. For fuck's sake... 255 00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:14,501 Get off, you! No, no, no, hang on, 256 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:18,381 what’s he caught on? Ah, it’s this stick. 257 00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:22,261 - Woah. - Shit! Shit! Aw, fucking dog shit! 258 00:18:24,101 --> 00:18:26,421 Fucking shit. Ah well, that’s him off so. 259 00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:48,941 Oh...! - Wha'?! - You’ve got to be kidding me. 260 00:18:48,981 --> 00:18:52,101 That’s meant to be a bottomless lake. 261 00:18:52,141 --> 00:18:54,141 ♪ 262 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,061 We did it! We won!! Yay! 263 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:12,021 Dude, your pants stink of shite! Just throw them out the window! A few years left in them yet. 264 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:15,941 - Leave them. - What was the point in taking them off and then just leaving them in here?! 265 00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:21,021 Where are we taking the sheep now? Where do you think we’re taking 'em? On holiday? 266 00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:23,061 Blackpool? 267 00:19:23,981 --> 00:19:29,661 Have you ever had a doner kebab? Hey, Jim -S’alright, let me -- handle this. - Gentle. - Right, 268 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:35,061 you know what an abattoir is? That's worse, you dickhead! What are you doing? 269 00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,221 Well, where are we going, then? 270 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,261 I thought they just wanted to have a ride in the lorry. Like us. 271 00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:46,021 They do. They do. They do. 272 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:50,301 They do. No. He's right. They do. Yeah, they do. 273 00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:54,461 Every now and again we will drive up to the fields, y’know. 274 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:58,501 Game of tig. Bit of hide and seek. Take their minds of being sheep for a bit. 275 00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:03,461 And they we just... After that we just... 276 00:20:04,421 --> 00:20:08,981 And then what? Take them home and put them in bed. 277 00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:13,141 So am I...! Just turn it round. 278 00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:17,381 We could take them down Steep Lane, that’s like going down a rollercoaster. 279 00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:21,101 We should take them down Steep Lane. That is the sickest of ideas! 280 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:24,181 Wait till you see it with the lights out. 281 00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:26,581 Jesus Jim, put the lights back on! 282 00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,861 Whaa-haaaay! 283 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:33,021 That was close. 284 00:20:33,061 --> 00:20:35,061 Let’s move the fucker. 285 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:44,501 Sugar, slow it down. What do you mean? It's not me! 286 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:09,661 Jesus! Fucking hell. This is insane! 287 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,781 What are we gonna do, wheel him around till we get caught?! 288 00:21:12,821 --> 00:21:14,941 It was your idea to put him in a wheelie bin. 289 00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:19,661 Yes, I know, but what are we doing now with him? Why don’t we just fucking, like, 290 00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:22,581 just cremate him there in the bin? 291 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:28,061 With that, yeah? I know, or just fucking, like, bury him like? 292 00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:31,301 I mean no one ever goes in there, I bet yer. 293 00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:33,781 In there, like. No-one ever goes in there. 294 00:21:35,581 --> 00:21:39,941 Soft ground. Like Rhyl. Come on. I’ve just done my nails! 295 00:21:39,981 --> 00:21:43,741 C’mon. We’re running out of options here, it’ll be light before we know it. 296 00:21:43,781 --> 00:21:46,821 There’s the path, OK? Back it in. Back it in. 297 00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:49,861 That’s it. Straight up. Straighten her up. Straight up. 298 00:22:01,461 --> 00:22:03,981 Here’s a car. Just get him out. Get him out. 299 00:22:27,461 --> 00:22:30,261 What are the fucking chances?! 300 00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:32,741 Dirty fucker's doing a pish. 301 00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:35,221 What? He's draining his spuds, like. 302 00:22:35,261 --> 00:22:37,261 Jesus Christ... 303 00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:49,101 ♪Right Now For fuck sake, I can’t do it. 304 00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:55,141 That's it. In here. Pull fast! Pull! 305 00:22:55,181 --> 00:22:58,861 That's it. Fucking hell. 306 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:20,341 ♪ - My fucking wedding ring! - What? 307 00:23:20,381 --> 00:23:24,501 My wedding ring. I’m after losing it. It’s buried in there with him. 308 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,701 Oh, fuck. Ah, fuck! 309 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,501 Oh Jesus Christ. Come on. 310 00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,541 Right. 311 00:23:33,461 --> 00:23:35,461 Oh, fuck. 312 00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:47,381 Fucking watch out. Fucking stupid place 313 00:23:52,501 --> 00:23:57,381 to put a fucking sign anyway. Let’s just go home and pretend tonight never happened. 314 00:23:57,421 --> 00:23:59,421 Get on with our lives. 315 00:23:59,461 --> 00:24:01,461 Vin. Mm-hm? 316 00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:46,501 I’ve got something I need to tell you. 317 00:24:57,181 --> 00:25:00,541 What do you mean, 'dead?' What do you mean, 'dead?' Properly dead? 318 00:25:00,581 --> 00:25:02,101 Yes. Shush! 319 00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:04,541 Who’s dead? No-one. Never you mind. 320 00:25:04,581 --> 00:25:07,821 You know, I am beginning to wish I hadn’t told you about any of this. Same. 321 00:25:07,861 --> 00:25:11,141 But it doesn’t make any sense. I'm the dickhead. I'm the idiot, 322 00:25:11,181 --> 00:25:13,661 you’re supposed to be the sensible one. 323 00:25:13,701 --> 00:25:15,701 What about the gang’s money? Was that in the - 324 00:25:15,741 --> 00:25:18,341 I am working on it. - It’s gone! - Shush! 325 00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:23,101 Morning. - Morning. - Morning. 326 00:25:23,141 --> 00:25:25,741 Morning. 327 00:25:29,421 --> 00:25:32,941 It’s the morning time. So you told him, then? 328 00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:37,381 -- Sugar, I'm sorry. - You two, - I lay awake all night, it was in my head - I can’t fucking believe this! 329 00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:39,421 ♪It's Raining 330 00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:44,981 Thomas? -- Vincent? - Can I help you? - Yeah, 331 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:50,301 you can help me actually, Erin. By stopping leaving snide little notes for me 332 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:54,861 around my club. How about that? Well, you are not my priority right now. First of all, 333 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:59,341 it’s not your club, Tommo. And they are not snide little notes. They are chores for you to do 334 00:25:59,381 --> 00:26:03,941 around the place. I know you like to think of yourself as some little emperor 335 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:08,141 lording it around, giving it the big 'un, but it doesn’t wash with me Tommo. Either do it 336 00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:10,621 - or fuck off. - How's about this, then? 337 00:26:10,661 --> 00:26:14,781 I’m not fucking doing it! I don’t give a shit either way, Tom. 338 00:26:14,821 --> 00:26:18,381 Either you do it or you won’t. And if you won’t, I’ll fire you 339 00:26:18,421 --> 00:26:21,341 and I’ll get someone else to do it. Either way, 340 00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:25,661 someone is picking the chewing gum and the pubes out of them urinals, right?! 341 00:26:30,341 --> 00:26:32,741 Fine. I’ll do it. 342 00:26:32,781 --> 00:26:35,181 But not because you want me to, cos I want to do it. 343 00:26:35,221 --> 00:26:37,301 Hah! Who’s won that one, then? Me. 344 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,781 You guys are not going to believe what happened to me last night. 345 00:26:42,821 --> 00:26:46,061 My God, you gotta check this out. Fuck sake, what now? 346 00:26:46,101 --> 00:26:50,181 'Hello and welcome to another episode of Fishing with JJ.' 347 00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:52,941 'Tonight we’re on the hunt for perch and I am also going to be talking 348 00:26:52,981 --> 00:26:56,901 about hair-rigging your worms.' Who cares about worms and fish? Let me spin it forward, 349 00:26:56,941 --> 00:26:58,261 it’s worth it. I promise. 350 00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:03,021 - What lake is that? - Demdike Quarry. Who cares what fucking lake it is? 351 00:27:03,061 --> 00:27:08,501 Here you go. 'That’s right, you sexy little perch you. You know you want it. Stop teasing, come on.' 352 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:11,381 What’s wrong with yer? 'Don't be shy.' 353 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:15,941 Holy fuck!'Flipping hell! Did you guys see that?! A flipping car 354 00:27:15,981 --> 00:27:20,861 just fell out the bastard sky, bruv!' Police are down there now. They have got fucking divers 355 00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:24,341 and everything. But get this, yeah? There’s absolutely no trace of the driver. 356 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:29,781 Fuck sake... Ash? Yes, mate, did you watch it? 357 00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:32,941 It’s gonna go fucking viral, innit?! I’m round at Sugar’s. Come over. 358 00:27:35,141 --> 00:27:36,581 Have you heard? 359 00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:41,621 The word is out all over town. Police are down at the quarry. 360 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:46,021 Keithy McBride is on the missing - persons list. - Oh fuck me, no. I feel sick. 361 00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:50,421 I can’t believe we've been - that stupid? - Carol, you were the one saying it was a good idea! 362 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,941 This is a ladies-only conversation. 363 00:27:52,981 --> 00:27:55,501 The fuck it is! Let me in. What you gonna do, 364 00:27:55,541 --> 00:28:00,861 bury me in a shallow grave in the fucking woods, dickheads? Erin, I can’t believe you told him. 365 00:28:00,901 --> 00:28:02,941 Listen to me. You gave me such a bollocking 366 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:05,861 for bringing Cardi home with his arse out and you’ve killed a man! 367 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:09,421 Erin, you were meant to keep that quiet, like that thing that happened in Rhyl. 368 00:28:09,461 --> 00:28:11,901 What happened in Rhyl? Nothing. 369 00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:15,141 - Exactly. - Right. Fuck me, this is getting serious. 370 00:28:15,181 --> 00:28:17,421 Who else knows about it? - No-one. - No-one. 371 00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:22,061 Good.I...had to offload it to someone. The burden was too strong. 372 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,101 Cardi? -- Aye. - What?! - Fucking hell. 373 00:28:24,141 --> 00:28:26,141 Carol... Did anyone see you? 374 00:28:26,181 --> 00:28:30,861 No. - No-one. No-one. - Thank fuck. Except...except for that hen party 375 00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:33,821 that walked past. A group... of people. 376 00:28:33,861 --> 00:28:39,861 And the police officer when we were wheeling him down the hill. What, a policeman saw you?! 377 00:28:39,901 --> 00:28:44,541 He waved at us. He fucking waved at you?! - What, he saw you with the body?! - No, 378 00:28:44,581 --> 00:28:49,061 no, the body was in a...a bin. Why was he in a fucking wheelie bin? It was easier to manoeuvre. 379 00:28:49,101 --> 00:28:54,981 Of course. What did you do with his stuff? The things he had on him. His wallet. His phone. 380 00:28:55,021 --> 00:28:58,701 His keys? Anything that might... Honest to fucking God... 381 00:28:58,741 --> 00:29:01,581 There is a body now in a shallow grave 382 00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:05,501 and he has got his fucking phone on him?! What if a fucking dog walker hears it 383 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:08,501 and answers the fucking thing? Oh, the fucking documentaries, 384 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,541 the murder documentaries are sick. They fucking track your phones 385 00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:14,381 and that how they find...that’s how they find...criminals. 386 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:18,341 Sounds really bad when you say it - like that. - Really frigging bad. - Frightening. - I mean, honestly, 387 00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,861 the police could be banging on that fucking door any second. 388 00:29:27,581 --> 00:29:30,621 Can someone take me to school now? Absoshagginglutely... 389 00:29:30,661 --> 00:29:31,781 Get down them stairs. 390 00:29:31,821 --> 00:29:37,461 A fucking dead body. What the bloody hell is he talking to me about a dead body for? 391 00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:40,301 Guys, what is going on?! - Hi. - Alright? 392 00:29:40,341 --> 00:29:45,101 Oh! Here he is, Mr Worldwide internet star, Jehan Javani in the flesh. 393 00:29:47,381 --> 00:29:51,021 Faces like slapped arses. Who died? 394 00:29:58,181 --> 00:30:03,541 Right, you have a good day, yeah? - Yeah. - Give me a cuddle. - See you later. - Love you, Mum. 395 00:30:03,581 --> 00:30:04,981 Love you. 396 00:30:08,261 --> 00:30:13,861 Hello?'Hello, Erin. Wondered if we could have a chat.' Who is this? 397 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,461 Hang on a minute, this is a fucking...this is a murder! 398 00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:24,101 All I’m saying is... All I am saying is... 399 00:30:24,141 --> 00:30:27,861 If it were Erin’s fault then we should shop her in to the police. 400 00:30:27,901 --> 00:30:31,781 She’s killed once - she’s got a taste for it now, - none of us are safe. - Fuck me. 401 00:30:31,821 --> 00:30:34,101 Erin? Erin! Clip him, dickhead. 402 00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:36,541 Erin, where are you, love? 403 00:30:36,581 --> 00:30:40,301 I've been brought in - for questioning. - What?! What the fuck?! 404 00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:45,141 Hang on a minute... Just say... No... No comment to everything. 405 00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:48,061 Stay calm and promise me you’ll look after Tyler for me. 406 00:30:48,101 --> 00:30:50,941 Stop it, this is fucking ridiculous! 407 00:30:50,981 --> 00:30:53,901 What are they... What fucking questions are they asking you? 408 00:30:53,941 --> 00:30:57,421 Something to do with the disappearance of someone 409 00:30:57,461 --> 00:31:00,581 called Keith McBride. I don’t know, I don’t anything yet. 410 00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:07,621 Listen to me, cos this is important. I need you to look after Tyler 411 00:31:07,661 --> 00:31:10,621 for me if need be. Tell me you can do that, Vin?! 412 00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:14,421 Erin... Sweetheart - Vin. Tell me. Of course I'll look after him, 413 00:31:14,461 --> 00:31:16,781 I’m his fucking dad! Sweetheart, please! 414 00:31:18,181 --> 00:31:23,301 I've gotta go. No! Erin! Fuck! Fuck! 415 00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,581 What? 416 00:31:28,181 --> 00:31:30,261 They can’t charge her without a body. Can they? 417 00:31:38,781 --> 00:31:41,621 Right, we need to find this body fast. 418 00:31:41,661 --> 00:31:43,741 Right. This is Corby Woods. Pull in. 419 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:51,261 Jesus wept... What is all this shit? 420 00:31:51,301 --> 00:31:54,581 Carol said there was a sign or summat. 421 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,661 Was it that sign there maybe? 422 00:31:56,701 --> 00:32:00,501 Come on. We don’t have much time. 423 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:03,341 Oh, nice. Yeah man. Chop some trees innit. 424 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:06,981 That looks about right. Oh, yeah, check me out, dude! 425 00:32:07,021 --> 00:32:11,141 Be careful, Cardi. Oh yeah Cardi, look at my one? 426 00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:14,701 Like a tomahawk, from a lovely native American boy, 427 00:32:14,741 --> 00:32:17,941 maybe you want to... Maybe I could have a loan of - - No, you’re alright. - Just hold it 428 00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:21,781 for a second and have a go on it - Ashley. Ashley, listen. We are going to go out in them woods 429 00:32:21,821 --> 00:32:25,421 and spread out yeah? We are looking for a knobhead in a shallow grave. 430 00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:27,461 Let’s go. Let’s do it. 431 00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:32,741 Yeah, now... Where do we start? 432 00:32:32,781 --> 00:32:36,181 I mean, look at the fucking size of it. Listen, don’t panic, 433 00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:39,541 Cardi is on the phone to Carol now, should give us an idea where the fucker is lying. 434 00:32:39,581 --> 00:32:43,461 Yeah, thanks. Alright. See you later, yeah. Love you. Love you too, bye. 435 00:32:43,501 --> 00:32:47,901 OK. So she says it was pretty dark last night, 436 00:32:47,941 --> 00:32:51,541 but she’s pretty certain 437 00:32:51,581 --> 00:32:54,341 he’s over near... 'the big tree.' 438 00:32:57,861 --> 00:33:01,341 Just to fuck me in the arse. - Shall I call her back? - No. 439 00:33:02,701 --> 00:33:06,021 So the disappearance of Keithy McBride. 440 00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:10,181 Kind of had this foisted upon us, what with that video of his motor in the quarry, 441 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:13,781 public interest and what-have-you. People love a mystery. 442 00:33:13,821 --> 00:33:17,861 Me, I couldn’t give a rat’s piss about Keithy McBride. 443 00:33:17,901 --> 00:33:21,461 But unfortunately, since foul play is suspected, 444 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:23,621 it’s kind of my responsibility. 445 00:33:23,661 --> 00:33:26,221 So let me start at the beginning. 446 00:33:26,261 --> 00:33:30,341 For the benefit of the tape, do you know Keithy McBride? 447 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,701 No. 448 00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:38,101 For the benefit of the tape, I told you, I don’t know him. 449 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,741 Never heard of him until you asked me about him. 450 00:33:41,781 --> 00:33:45,261 So I don't understand why I’m here. 451 00:33:46,701 --> 00:33:48,421 OK. 452 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:53,221 So the next question would be, 453 00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:57,821 why do you suppose that, according to Keithy McBride’s phone records, 454 00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,621 the last person to call him was...you? 455 00:34:01,861 --> 00:34:04,101 At 11.36 last night. 456 00:34:06,301 --> 00:34:09,301 Katchi 457 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,341 No comment. 458 00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:22,261 This is a lot harder than it looks and it’s heavy. 459 00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:25,261 - OK. - How’s it going? On the job are yer? 460 00:34:25,301 --> 00:34:28,381 Eh? Oh. Yeah. 461 00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:30,941 You know how to use that thing? Yeah, yeah. Reckon I do, yeah. 462 00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:34,421 Well, if you need a hand, you be sure to let me know. 463 00:34:34,461 --> 00:34:36,701 Well, maybe I will. 464 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,781 You could do a lot more damage than his tiny chopper. 465 00:34:43,741 --> 00:34:45,181 The fuck was all that? What? 466 00:34:46,221 --> 00:34:49,741 Just a bit of banter. That wasn’t just banter. 467 00:34:49,781 --> 00:34:52,621 Get back to work, skiver. No. You get back to work, you. 468 00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,341 Go on, sod off. Cheeky. 469 00:34:55,381 --> 00:34:58,301 What’s the fucking deal here? All lumberjacks gay or something? 470 00:34:58,341 --> 00:35:01,461 - Am I invisible? - They’re not gay. Why do you think everyone’s gay? 471 00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,661 You with that chainsaw. 472 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:07,581 That’s the only reason they’re paying you any attention. It’s like a gay bat signal. 473 00:35:07,621 --> 00:35:10,581 - Pass it over. - Careful now. Swap it now. No. It’s mine. 474 00:35:10,621 --> 00:35:12,901 - Swap it Cardi. - No, I want the - chainsaw. - Hand it over. 475 00:35:26,941 --> 00:35:28,341 See this necklace? 476 00:35:30,221 --> 00:35:33,661 On a scale of one to ten, how surprised do you reckon I’m gonna be 477 00:35:33,701 --> 00:35:35,781 if we find your prints all over it? 478 00:35:35,821 --> 00:35:40,941 11.42pm, a phone call is made to emergency services from your phone. 479 00:35:40,981 --> 00:35:46,501 'Can we get an ambulance, please? There’s been an accident... What are you doing?!' 480 00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:50,461 'What the fuck are you doing? Apart from us knocking him down. He’s dead as a fucking doornail.' 481 00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:52,901 'Give me that fucking phone back.' 482 00:35:52,941 --> 00:35:56,181 Pretty damning that. Do you know, Erin, 483 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:59,941 what cellphone triangulation is? It’s how we locate a mobile phone, 484 00:35:59,981 --> 00:36:04,101 or a person’s whereabouts. These are Keithy McBride's 485 00:36:04,141 --> 00:36:06,621 mobile phone's movements over the past 24 hours. 486 00:36:06,661 --> 00:36:09,301 And these...are yours. 487 00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:13,581 And, amazingly, you appear to have been 488 00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:16,901 in exactly the same places as our missing Keithy 489 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:20,341 for much of last night. Until, 490 00:36:20,381 --> 00:36:23,461 that is, you returned home 491 00:36:23,501 --> 00:36:27,141 and he...he remained behind. 492 00:36:27,181 --> 00:36:29,181 Right here. 493 00:36:32,381 --> 00:36:35,101 In what appears to be these woods just outside of town. 494 00:36:42,141 --> 00:36:45,021 There’s a SOCO team on the way to the woods right now. 495 00:36:45,061 --> 00:36:48,941 Do you think they’re going to find Mr McBride there? 496 00:36:55,221 --> 00:36:57,741 Give me Vinnie and I’ll see you walk. 497 00:36:58,621 --> 00:37:02,781 Name Vinnie and you’ll go home to your kid tonight. 498 00:37:05,901 --> 00:37:09,301 Has anyone seen anything? No, Vincent, we haven’t seen anything, 499 00:37:09,341 --> 00:37:14,221 cos it’s a fucking wasting of time. Stop being so grumpy, Willow. 500 00:37:14,261 --> 00:37:18,661 You're just coming down, you! I am not on a fucking come-down, Vincent. 501 00:37:31,421 --> 00:37:33,621 Knobhead... I am not on a come-down, mate. 502 00:37:46,301 --> 00:37:48,901 Shut up, you dickhead! Keep your fucking voice down. 503 00:37:48,941 --> 00:37:52,341 Fuck! Fucking hell. Fuck me. Shit. 504 00:37:52,381 --> 00:37:58,301 Get down. Fucking hell. Shush. Is that it, then, yeah? That’s gonna be the dead body, right? 505 00:37:58,341 --> 00:38:01,461 If it isn’t, it’ll do till the right one gets here, won’t it, you fucking idiot? 506 00:38:01,501 --> 00:38:06,461 What the fuck are you doing? I am trying to pull him out of the fucking ground. 507 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:09,461 We need a distraction or summat. 508 00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:11,621 What the fuck is that? I think it's Cardi. 509 00:38:11,661 --> 00:38:13,981 A convenient distraction. 510 00:38:14,021 --> 00:38:16,021 ♪Boys Wanna Be Her 511 00:38:20,861 --> 00:38:24,021 Boys, it's the bossman. 512 00:38:24,061 --> 00:38:27,021 Hey! Who are you lot with? 513 00:38:27,061 --> 00:38:31,221 We're with the crew for the chopping down of the woods and shit innit sir. 514 00:38:31,261 --> 00:38:35,661 You’ll have to cover him back up and we’ll get him later. We take him now. Get his ankles. 515 00:38:37,621 --> 00:38:42,821 Your attention, please. All work 516 00:38:42,861 --> 00:38:45,741 is to be suspended with immediate effect. 517 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:49,661 These woods have been designated - a crime scene. - Fucking leave him! 518 00:39:07,421 --> 00:39:11,541 Cardi, stop doing that - grunty thing. - I didn’t say anything. You did, you said "eurgh" 519 00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:14,181 and then you grunted. It wasn’t me. 520 00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,621 What the fuck?! 521 00:39:16,901 --> 00:39:20,661 How the fuck is he alive?! - He was. - Did you just fucking knock him out? 522 00:39:20,701 --> 00:39:25,741 Well, he shouldn’t have sneaked up - on us like that. - He's been through enough. 523 00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:27,741 Fucking knocked him out, poor cunt. 524 00:39:27,781 --> 00:39:31,941 Keithy. Keithy, love? Did nobody check his pulse? Keithy? 525 00:39:37,381 --> 00:39:41,821 Jesus! For fuck's sake! Ashley, that's twice! 526 00:39:41,861 --> 00:39:44,261 Thank fuck he's alive. 527 00:39:50,301 --> 00:39:53,221 Alright, Carl? No. I’m pretty fucking not. 528 00:39:53,261 --> 00:39:57,821 Keithy McBride was admitted to St Margaret’s A half an hour ago. 529 00:39:57,861 --> 00:39:59,861 Alive?! Yeah. It would seem so. 530 00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:04,381 Keithy McBride is alive? 531 00:40:04,421 --> 00:40:07,621 A few witnesses reported seeing him drinking heavily last night. 532 00:40:07,661 --> 00:40:11,581 Two women found him staggering along the road, disorientated, this morning. 533 00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:15,341 Looks like he fell asleep - in some woods. - Is that right? 534 00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:19,821 Wow. 535 00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:28,301 -- Shit! - Oh, hi. - Yeah, nice to see you - too! - I didn’t mean like that, 536 00:40:28,341 --> 00:40:31,581 I just...it’s nice to see you. ♪ 537 00:40:31,621 --> 00:40:33,621 So, you handing yourself in? 538 00:40:35,181 --> 00:40:38,821 No, one of the boys... Just picking up one of the lads who got in trouble. 539 00:40:38,861 --> 00:40:41,541 Where are you going? Off to work at the Crow. You know, 540 00:40:41,581 --> 00:40:43,741 that place you’re avoiding in case you run into me. 541 00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:48,381 For fuck's sake. I'm not avoiding... I’ve just been busy. 542 00:40:48,421 --> 00:40:51,701 I’ve not told you because I worry about you... 543 00:40:53,221 --> 00:40:56,101 -- OK. - Shut up. - That’s enough of that... Alright, then. 544 00:41:04,661 --> 00:41:10,661 Get me the fuck out of here. - - Scrape 545 00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:21,101 Wait! I need to talk to Keithy McBride. Now. 546 00:41:31,741 --> 00:41:37,061 Fucking hell... Yessss! Keithy! Stop saying "eurgh" and fucking help. 547 00:41:37,101 --> 00:41:39,101 Quick. Move, you fuck. 548 00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:45,061 Let’s fucking go! ♪ 549 00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:51,941 I really need to get hold of Keithy. No. just stay clear of the whole thing. 550 00:41:51,981 --> 00:41:55,181 What if he talks, Vin? Don’t matter. 551 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,941 No-ones gonna believe him if he does. Fuck him. 552 00:41:57,981 --> 00:42:01,501 I need to get to him, I need to get that money back. Listen to me, you. 553 00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:05,621 If it’s the difference between him getting away with a load of money 554 00:42:05,661 --> 00:42:09,381 and you taking a murder charge, I'd rather take the hit on the dough, 555 00:42:09,421 --> 00:42:12,181 y’know? It’s only cash. 556 00:42:16,421 --> 00:42:18,421 ♪Sankofa 557 00:42:21,101 --> 00:42:22,821 Is that our Ronnie? 558 00:42:28,101 --> 00:42:30,741 Come on! Pull over! 559 00:42:36,061 --> 00:42:38,061 Oi! Ronnie! 560 00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:43,381 Ronnie! Ronnie, you bell end! 561 00:42:43,421 --> 00:42:45,901 Ronnie, I want my fucking money back! 562 00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:54,981 We can't hear you, you fucking idiot! 563 00:42:55,021 --> 00:42:59,141 We can’t hear you Ronnie! Just give me the money! 564 00:42:59,181 --> 00:43:01,781 I'm saying, I'm fucking wicked at everything! 565 00:43:01,821 --> 00:43:04,581 We can’t hear what you're saying! 566 00:43:04,621 --> 00:43:06,021 Wait! 567 00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:10,981 I'm getting a fucking sore throat here! Fucking calling me. Right, go on. 568 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:14,021 Alright, Erin, it’s Ronnie here. I was saying, 569 00:43:14,061 --> 00:43:16,421 every fucking time you underestimate me 570 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:20,461 and you, Vinnie, you skinny twat. I am an inspiration to many, Jar told me that, man. 571 00:43:25,781 --> 00:43:27,781 ♪CORDEIRO DE NANA 572 00:43:36,501 --> 00:43:40,181 Now, let's just... That's really bad. We should leave. 573 00:43:40,221 --> 00:43:41,421 We should. 574 00:43:41,461 --> 00:43:44,421 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 575 00:43:53,101 --> 00:43:56,661 He’s not gonna give up, is he? What are you going to do? 576 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:59,541 I have got a job. - What is it? - Bees. 577 00:44:01,701 --> 00:44:04,981 Fuck it. Run away. Run away. Where are my bees? 578 00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:07,821 Get in...the fucking...cellar! 579 00:44:07,861 --> 00:44:10,461 Ohh...! Scary bee man... 580 00:44:12,581 --> 00:44:17,221 Is that human? Oh, fuck me. Drink the tramp piss. And let’s get the fuck out of here. 581 00:44:17,261 --> 00:44:19,261 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk